Ignorance is bliss

Of course it wasn't always Corran and Fuzz for a long time it was just Fuzz (that's me) 7 year old Border Collie/Staffie cross, so I'm either a Stollie or a Caffie you choose either way I am incredibly cute and naturally fuzzy.

Now I must explain that Fuzz isn't my real name thats the name my humans gave me, I am actually called Storm but what do humans know?

Now as humans go mine aren't that bad, I still let them sleep on my double bed - its really like a thank, what with all the food and toys they get me, its the least I could do, this might change soon though as mum treats the pillows like they are her own.

So as I was saying it wasn't always Corran and Fuzz, I noticed my human mum was putting on more weight, and while out at the park my mate Bono, lovely guy, Irish red setter but not the brightest setter in the park, well I was explaining that my human was piling on the pounds. So off he goes to investigate the situation, as always our humans had congregated on the path and were discussing all sorts of nonsense. So Bono sniffs around my humans growing belly.

Upon his return he explained that my human was actually having a mini human - now this concept is new to me, "what is this mini human you speak of Bono?"

"Well" he said looking confused and drooling all over the place, "its like a smaller version of your humans, nothing to worry about so long as the mini human isn't allergic to you, if they're allergic to you than its bad news"

Worrying about how this would impact on, what is really an perfect life, I must've looked confused as without asking Bono explained;

"It'll sneeze, thats how you know, and if they always keep the mini humans and get rid of the dogs, crazy I know, I mean I say last in first out but for whatever reason they always keep the mini humans!"

And I though my biggest concern was, whether or not there would be enough space on the bed what with mum getting bigger.